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Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Sloth 10K.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

New Hampshire Minute

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Amongst the rush.

"Apart from fifty foot away, where do you see yourself, say in the next three months?"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Organic farm

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'Had a go at that speed dating once...Wouldn't recommend it...'

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

Back Down

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Whoa, not so fast - What's a 'forest'?'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

'Believe me, you don't know how lucky you are to be able to work at home.'

"I like to catch up over a coffee."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"I envy you. My stress level is unbearable."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'