Slow-paced Travelers T-Shirts

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Slowsave.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I've always worked from home."

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Slow Heroes

Retired Snails.

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

'On your mark...'

Camping in new normality

"We've been intersnailing."

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

Snail Warning

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set