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"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Polar bear bowling alley

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The Fall from Pisa

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'He's always looking for an argument!'

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Unnatural History Museum

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Distilled Elephant

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

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"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

Community Bed de Luxe

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'