Lonely Traveler Pillows

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Lonesome Road.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"I like sad songs."

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

I think we're just going round in circles

Man asleep on train

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'