Lonely Traveler Mugs

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Lonesome Road.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

The Loneliest Job in the World

"I like sad songs."

I think we're just going round in circles

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

Man asleep on train

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'