Lazy Lifestyle Gifts

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'

'It's from the University of Life...you failed!'

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"

'Finally, a cable network aimed at me.'

Homo Zapiens

"Pay no attention to him. When he refers to his morning work out he's talking about getting out of bed."

"He's very lazy you see, so he wanted a pet that would live a long time and that he would not need to walk every day: here I am..."

Soup of the month.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Eventual Motion Machine

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

The Sedentary Dead.