Lazy Lifestyle Advocates Gifts

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Eventual Motion Machine

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

'But I feel quite healthy.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"When good hamsters go bad."

"Next bench is four steps."

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

Olympics Couch.

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"Stop doggin' it!"