Lazy Lifestyle Advocates Pillows

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Eventual Motion Machine

'But I feel quite healthy.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Woman walking sausage dog.

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

Olympics Couch.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"When good hamsters go bad."

"Next bench is four steps."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."