Lazy Lifestyle Laughers Gifts

'He used the treadmill, once.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Homo Zapiens

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Eventual Motion Machine

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

Remote Toaster

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.

'He's overweight and hates walks, so I'm giving this a try!'

"Just so it won't confuse you - the meal I've just called you for is in real time; the programme you're watching is a repeat."

"I hate my gym."