Lazy Life Coach Gifts

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

"I'm highly respected in my field, should I choose to pursue it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

YOLO vs YODO

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Belief and Trust.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Courage. Love.

'You must heal yourself.'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

The Death of the Blues

"I think I can". (train)

'You've changed.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Scurile travels

The Three Kinds of People