Life Coaches Gifts

How to grow up.

Life - from start to finish

Frank and Ernest's Alternate Endings. If life keeps giving you lemons ... consider moving to a cooler climate!

We picked out headstones. Now we're both trying to outlive each other. I'm with stupid.

Life is a one trip salad bar.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

"Oh, I got it together, I just couldn't keep it together."

Your chance to feel smug about all the choices you made.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Meditation

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Belief and Trust.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Courage. Love.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

The Death of the Blues

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"