Lazy Workout Enthusiasts Pillows

Pumping up the bike tyres

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

Fetch the Boomerang

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Eventual Motion Machine

Crumbs of Comfort

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

"Man's best friend indeed."

"Next bench is four steps."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

Health Club: For Regular People

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"