Exercise Hesitators Pillows

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'My feet are killing me.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

I love PE.

Man running

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Treadmillstone

Cyclist Flamingoes

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

"You're too sedentary."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'