Exercise Hesitators Mugs

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

I love PE.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Man running

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Treadmillstone

Cyclist Flamingoes

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'