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"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Clancy: Dancing

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'He stated jogging to work.'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

"My art speaks for itself."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

'This getting fit is killing me.'

Trying to get kids into sports

"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

"Ed's practicing his stand up routine. No, he's not a comedian...he's just standing up!"

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'