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"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

Back to school anchor

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

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Summer Reading

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."