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'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Snake charmer.

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

A man washing a mascot costume

Kitchen Tetris

Extreme Sisyphus

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"Good dog!"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Cleaning service on skates.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

Shuttle wash

"He's out jogging."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'