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Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'How much to learn enough to dance on someone's grave?'

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I love you, you big fool."

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"You've got night fever."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Disco Dancing

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant