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"Thanks and here's some gas money."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Freak Family.

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Romance

Flatware Follies.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

#1 Jerk-off

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"