Quirky Flirt T-Shirts

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Flirtation

'I see by your body language that you believe in love at first sight!'

'You're not a bad catch considering you're a tiddler!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Anna Calvi

Carbon Dating.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I love you, you big fool."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Penguin Remote

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Giraffe Selfie

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Carbon Dating

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."