Quirky Flirt Gifts

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Flirtation

'I see by your body language that you believe in love at first sight!'

'You're not a bad catch considering you're a tiddler!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Giraffe Selfie

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Penguin Remote

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Carbon Dating

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant