Quirky Dancer Mugs

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'How much to learn enough to dance on someone's grave?'

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Anna Calvi

"I love you, you big fool."

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"You've got night fever."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Disco Dancing

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."