Quirky Dancers Mugs

The Apis Dance Studio

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Boogaloo or bust.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I love you, you big fool."

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"You've got night fever."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Disco Dancing

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Dancing Academy

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."