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The Apis Dance Studio

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Boogaloo or bust.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Anna Calvi

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Dancing Academy

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A dog whose nose is a gun.