Tiny Chore Master Gifts

Child doing the washing up

A man washing a mascot costume

Baby Playing Violin

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

One!

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Leaping

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

Cleaning service on skates.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Baby's First Opera

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Dancing children

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

Baby playing a piano in it's pram

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'

Snake charmer.

"I want all of that done by the time I get home."

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'