Digital Chore Master Gifts

'My laundry just sent me a friend request.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Child doing the washing up

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Sport

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Cleaning service on skates.

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"

Unusual Washing Line

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Computer Four Hands.

"You call that a made bed?"

"How do you work one of these?"

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Dance Categories: The Hustle, The Shag, The Rumba, The Salsa.

Ballet Maid

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'

'I wish you'd pick up your things after you excercise!'

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

"When I don't dream, I feel as if I'd forgotten to put out the garbage."