Domestic Chore Master Gifts

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Child doing the washing up

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Cleaning service on skates.

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"Just empty it."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'Did they have anything at the job centre?'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'