Domestic Chore Champ Gifts

Husband does the Ironing

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Last Leaf

Kitchen Tetris

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Washing Line Walker

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

How to communicate with a man.

New broom

A day of domestics...

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'