Domestic Chore Champ Gifts

Husband does the Ironing

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Kitchen Tetris

The Last Leaf

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Washing Line Walker

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

A day of domestics...

"You must be married, and well trained."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

How to communicate with a man.

New broom