Canine Chore Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Good dog!"

A man washing a mascot costume

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Extreme Sisyphus

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

Cat Chores

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Just empty it."

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Boys, I want you to take this guy for a little ride..."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Shuttle wash

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Romance over the iron boards

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'I told him to get down.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'