Canine Chore Enthusiast Mugs

"Good dog!"

A man washing a mascot costume

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Extreme Sisyphus

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

Cat Chores

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Just empty it."

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Shuttle wash

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Romance over the iron boards

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'I told him to get down.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."