Chore Enthusiast Mugs

Cat Chores

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

"I'm glad my son respects his elders."

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."

A man washing a mascot costume

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Extreme Sisyphus

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Good dog!"

Spring cleaning.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'I don't know a heck of a lot of ballet, but I think she's really good.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Shuttle wash

"Who made this mess?"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

Romance over the iron boards