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"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"You're amazing!"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"Good dog!"

Cleaning service on skates.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Cat Chores

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

Shuttle wash

'Hurray! Ants!'

Romance over the iron boards

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"Why do we do the 'person dance' at every @#!* wedding?"

'I told him to get down.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

Cat shot from mouse hole.

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'