Critter Chore Enthusiasts Prints

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"You're amazing!"

Cat Chores

"Good dog!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Cleaning service on skates.

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

Shuttle wash

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Romance over the iron boards

'Hurray! Ants!'

"Why do we do the 'person dance' at every @#!* wedding?"

'I told him to get down.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."