Domestic Chore Aficionados Prints

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Kitchen Tetris

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Just empty it."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Romance over the iron boards

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

'Did they have anything at the job centre?'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

'That Riding Vacuum has given our marriage a spark I didn't think was possible.'