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'I told him to get down.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Cow Show Tunes

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"The club scene is really changing."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"Good dog!"

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

Close... but no Degas.

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Roverdance.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

Music

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

'He has a flair for the dramatic when I ask him to play dead.'

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

Taxidermist Pugilist.

'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

"Don't interrupt me when I'm spe..."

"He'll call you back, he's tied up right now."