Cattle Choreographers T-Shirts

Cow Show Tunes

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Motorherd

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Oh, shut up!'

YAAY! Slam dump!

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

Musical Cows

"Okay, I get the message."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Music

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

'I told him to get down.'

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

A Reversing Cow

You are never further than 2.6 yards away from a cow.

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

Christmas Cows

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

Cow Alien Abduction

'You reap what you sow! Who knew?'

Wind-up cows

'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

And, hey presto! We have a bookmark!

Organic cowpies!