Cattle Crooner T-Shirts

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"They’re real."

Bashful in Nashville

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

We come in pieces!

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

World of Cow.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'Your barn door's open.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Music from the moon.