Cattle Choreographers Gifts

Cow Show Tunes

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Motorherd

YAAY! Slam dump!

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Okay, I get the message."

Musical Cows

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Har, har! Hey, Margaret, wanna hear something funny? That wimp dog of mine wants to be a ballet dancer!'

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Music

'I told him to get down.'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

A Reversing Cow

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat whenever I lay real still.'

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

You are never further than 2.6 yards away from a cow.

Christmas Cows

'The flies are heading over this way. Brace yourself.'

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

Cow Alien Abduction

'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

'You reap what you sow! Who knew?'

Wind-up cows

And, hey presto! We have a bookmark!

Organic cowpies!

Sleeping Beauty spindle