Cattle Curators Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into your passion for cattle? Our creative collection features quirky and charming items inspired by cattle, perfect for farm lovers and animal enthusiasts alike. Whether you’re decorating your space or looking for a thoughtful present, our products celebrate the unique beauty and calm demeanor of these gentle curators of the farm.

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'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!' mockup

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

from $19.00

Cow Show Tunes

from $19.00

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

from $19.00

Why Cows Leave Home

from $19.00

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

from $19.00

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!" mockup

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

from $19.00

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!" mockup

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

from $19.00

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe mockup

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

from $19.00

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!" mockup

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

from $19.00

A cow ventriloquist.

from $19.00

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm? mockup

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

from $19.00

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it." mockup

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

from $19.00

Ranch Dressing

from $19.00

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!" mockup

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

from $19.00

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.' mockup

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

from $19.00

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.' mockup

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

from $19.00

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.' mockup

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

from $19.00

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..." mockup

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

from $19.00

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.' mockup

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

from $19.00

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special' mockup

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

from $19.00

'Stampede!!'

from $19.00

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!' mockup

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

from $19.00

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.' mockup

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

from $19.00

'Here comes the pimp.'

from $19.00

Cattle farmer's super-market

from $19.00

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!' mockup

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

from $19.00

Stealth grazing.

from $19.00

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

from $19.00

"Might I recommend the cud?"

from $19.00

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?' mockup

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

from $19.00

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

from $19.00

"Don't leave me dangling!"

from $19.00

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty mockup

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

from $19.00

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter. mockup

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

from $19.00

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!" mockup

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"

from $19.00

Cattle Curators Gifts Collection

Cattle Curators Mugs

Explore our collection of cattle-themed mugs and toast to your love for these farmyard guardians in style.

Cattle Curators Pillows

Discover our charming cattle-themed pillows to add a cozy, farm-inspired touch to your home decor.

Cattle Curators Prints

Check out our beautiful cattle prints to bring a bit of rural elegance and charm into your living space.

Cattle Curators T-Shirts

Browse our cattle-inspired t-shirts and find the perfect shirt to showcase your animal affinity effortlessly.