Cattle Curators Gifts

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

Cow Show Tunes

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Why Cows Leave Home

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

A cow ventriloquist.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Ranch Dressing

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

'Stampede!!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Here comes the pimp.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Stealth grazing.

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.