Cattle Curators Mugs

'Must you always bring your work home with you?!'

Cow Show Tunes

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Why Cows Leave Home

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

A cow ventriloquist.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Ranch Dressing

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Stampede!!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Stealth grazing.

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Might I recommend the cud?"

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Those days of being able to sell any old c**p have long gone!"