Cattle Collector Mugs

Cow Pop Art,

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Mummy?!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

Free Range Cows.

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Ranch Dressing

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Stampede!!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."