Camel Collector Mugs

Dromedary spy.

Tourists

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Punt Cake

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Mummy?!

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."