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Dromedary spy.

Tourists

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Punt Cake

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Mummy?!

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.