Camel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What do you mean you're thirsty? You had a drink just last week.'

The straw that broke the camels back!

'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'

'I love your new coat...is it camel hair?'

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

Arab choosing a camel to buy. In the signs he can read ''coupe' or 'sedan.'

Golfer sees three camels going across a bunker.

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

Two Bedouin on camels watch their friend struggle to control his stampeding camel.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Tourists

"I'll be danged. I guess a straw really can do that."

Camel

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

"Boy, you're a spitting image of your father."

"I call this one 'dream'..."

"Guess who is saying 'No thanks I'm not thirsty.'"

"Happy Hump Day!"

How Camels Are Stored

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

'As a teenager, I used to hate the isolation too... Now, I treasure it...'

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

"I think I've got hump envy!"

Hubba Hubba!

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Camels checking out other camel with two humps.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'I don't know about you, but I could murder a drink! . . .'

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

'Wow, she's really stacked!'

'Didn't you have a drink of water two days ago?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.