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'Local or Express?'

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Ship in a Bottle

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I call this one 'dream'..."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

'So we meet again...'