Camel Ride Adventurer T-Shirts

"When we get back to the hotel we'll throw away our sandals and wash our feet. I don't want to go home and have to explain a case of camel toe."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

The next fast train has gone.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"I call this one 'dream'..."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"