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Summer in Italy

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Jesus Christ

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Underwater.

Rodin, the surfer.

No Action Comics

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

A cat dreaming of being a lion

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Fish with Oars.

Bride and Groom Cake Toppers Entering Cake.

"It's time you started thinking about your future, young man ... "

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

God plays golf

Three kings riding a red nosed reindeer

'If our technology is so much more advanced than theirs, how come we don't have in-flight movies?'

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"When this is all done, I'd like to try something a little different. Maybe work with children.

"When we get back to the hotel we'll throw away our sandals and wash our feet. I don't want to go home and have to explain a case of camel toe."