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Three Wise Men Trying To Get Through Retail Park

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"A little help, please."

The Salesman

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Mohammad's motors

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Outside with that!'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Dog on a plane.

'Let there be cool.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Mice escaped again@?'

Man in a Tuxedo

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Your bone."