Animal Adventurer T-Shirts

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

Fishing for Bull.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'So! It's you who has been scratching up my door!...'

Just when you think it's gotten about as bad as it can get...

'He must have crept in at night. The important thing is to stay calm.'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'Would you prefer a tiger to eat you, or a gorilla.'

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."

'Boy, I don't know what they've injected me with, but I feel great!'

'The sign says not to feed them, Fred.'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

Elks on a motorcycle at an Elk Crossing sign.

'Quick, follow that cat!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"

'A rare glimpse of the African Antennalope.'

'I wouldn't worry about your little Rudolph being different: He has a bright future ahead of him...'

'Yep, that's a crocodile, all right! They've got narrower snouts than alligators, and they're a bit lighter in color.'

"My Pet Lemming"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

"I get the feeling he doesn't want to go out."

Alligator Farm.

hedgehog life raft.

"Cute, but is he a good guard?"

"That isn't the trophy that I had envisioned."

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

Wanted dog! reward!

Seated Elephant

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks