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Bypass the Falls

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Separation

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Buddhist photo albums,

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Dog on a plane.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Dog fetches dice

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Your bone."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Mice escaped again@?'

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"